Saturday, July 11, 2009

Landmines 101

How incomplete would a visit to SE Asia be without mentioning landmines and other unexploded ordnance (UXO)? Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos: all of these countries have this terrible legacy. Laos, however, has the distinction of being the most heavily bombed country in the world, based on the ratio of tons of munitions to population. More than a half ton was dropped for every man, woman and child in the country, courtesy of, naturally, us, the Americans.

It seems difficult to believe with all the hellishness one can find in the world today: Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, the Congo, Bosnia, Lebanon, etc, that this little landlocked country, a country that had no infrastructure, no industry, no real (known) major and exploitable natural resources, or quarrel with anyone, that this little jungle Kingdom, could have metastasized into the Most Heavily Bombed Country on Earth. Quite a feat. According to The Mines Advisory Group (MAG), up to 2 million tons of ordnance was dropped here between 1964 and 1973, with 30% of it unexploded. Half the country is still covered with this stuff.

Much of this bombing was simply the American bombers jettisoning their loads on the way back to their bases (in Thailand) during what we call the “Vietnam war.” (In Vietnam they call it the “American war.”) We didn’t even mean it. Our planes couldn’t land I guess, heavily armed, so this garbage was just dumped onto Laos—we perceived them as a threat anyway, since the Communist Pathet Lao threatened to make this little country the next “domino” to fall to the Soviet sphere.

When I was first here, in 1994, mine clearance was just beginning. There were a lot of mines, and other uxo—much of the country was off-limits. Most of the mine-fields were not even marked. In some places, like Phonsavan, so much uxo remained that people used empty shell casings for vegetable planters, key rings, lanterns, legs for grain silos, etc. As the plane descended at Phonsavan airport, (it was not possible to drive there,) you immediately saw the land pockmarked with round craters. In addition to the lethal mines, bombs, bombies (from cluster bombs,) and other uxo, these craters were ideal mosquito breeding grounds, contributing considerably to the malaria mosquito population. Bombs: the gift that keeps on giving.

Really, how is this possible? Yet, there it is, we did it, other countries do it, and, incredibly, it still goes on! I am not sure if this has changed under the Obama administration, but our previous governments did not sign any of the agreements designed to stop land mine use, especially against civilian populations, which would basically stop their use anywhere, because that’s who they are used against.

Therefore it must be okay with us. So try that on and sit with it for a while.

Mines are cheap to make and easy to distribute. Removing them is always someone else’s problem; needn’t figure into the accounting. They can lie quietly for years, maybe 20, 30, 40 years or more, and then perhaps a rain uncovers them, or they float through a rice paddy. Or maybe it just takes that long before someone comes walking along in exactly that place. And then all they hear is a “click.” When the weight is released, ie, the person takes a step, the mine detonates. You are 100% guaranteed to lose your leg at least. That’s with great medical care immediately available, which is never the case here anyway. So your leg is blown off in the best case scenario. Then what? Well, if some luck is in, you’ve got people with you—you are not alone in the field, or forest, in which case you’re probably just going to die, probably from either loss of blood (quicker) or gangrene (very slow.) If someone’s there with you, they can get you to a hospital. How? Maybe they can carry you. Or maybe they can lay you across the back of a buffalo? Or strap you to a motorbike? But you have to get to the road first, and chances are you’re not near one. But I’m willing to bet that 10 feet seems like a really long way if your leg is blown off. And maybe you have to go 100 metres. Or longer, maybe several kilometers. Then, laying in the back of a truck, to the hospital. And the road might be very bumpy. I think there might be a lot of pain involved here. No one is going to have pain-killers for you, after all. You’ll be lucky to get them when and if you finally reach the hospital, maybe 8 or 10 hours after stepping on the thing. And remember this hospital won’t be a modern facility—you will probably have to provide your own medicine. But they will likely be well versed in amputations.

Then what? Your leg (or legs) is (are) gone. It’s not uncommon to also lose an eye either, or an arm, if you were reaching for something, maybe pulling up a stalk of rice for example. Chances are you were doing something that contributed to your family’s welfare when you stepped on the mine. Now you’re useless. You’ve got a long rehab in front of you, and you’re not going to be worth much in the field, or the forest. But you’re still going to need to eat. So now you’re a burden, another mouth to feed, and medical bills, and maybe something toward your prosthetic. Maybe you were the only breadwinner. You might have to pull one of your children out of school so he or she can go to work. All because you stepped on a landmine.

This is a hideous enough scenario. But it can go on. Maybe your wife steps on one. Or your daughter, or your son. Small children can be blown up just as easily as adults. Your adult child could step on one, leaving his or her family destitute, and then what? You’re going to have to pick up the slack with one earner less. So more time in the fields, or digging for scrap metal.


Even if it’s not a human member of your family that steps on a mine, it’s still a disaster. What happens if the family buffalo steps on one? Chances are most of your wealth is tied up in that buffalo. Perhaps you still owe money to the person you bought him from. How do you supplement your children’s diet without buffalo milk? And without that income (from selling buffalo milk) how do you pay for other staples? Perhaps you can sell scrap metal. This is another great way to encounter uxo and probably just as, if not more common, than stepping on one in a rice paddy. In fact, due to the poverty endemic in these mine infested areas, due at least in part to the restrictions of activities because of the presence of mines and uxo, this is probably the most likely way to blow yourself up, hitting a bomb with your hoe, or trying to disarm some ticking thing so you can sell it for a couple of dollars.

And don’t forget, it doesn’t have to be a human, or domestic animal. Elephants step on landmines. Can you imagine this? Deer too. And tigers. Any wild creature.

But we like mines, apparently. It’s okay with us if our military uses them “for defensive reasons.” Really we’re no better than the Chinese or the Russians. Some clown can always come up with “positive” reasons to strew land mines, but the real reason is that they’re cheap and ugly and distribute death, dismemberment and horror indiscriminately. What could be more terrifying? They are idiot-proof. They cost pennies to make and any fool can sow them about. Then they just wait, and we don’t ever see the outcomes, unless we go looking for it. Financially speaking, it delivers the maximum misery per dollar.

And it’s not just mines. Another delightful war invention is cluster bombs. These efficient little death arcades release hundreds of tiny bombs, often called “bombies,” each of which has its own lethal potentiality. Not all bombies explode, of course, and using the percentage I quoted previously, 30%, we can imagine the following: 100 cluster bombs are dropped on a village. Each cluster bomb contains 300 bombies. That’s 30,000 bombies (small bombs.) 30% of those is about 10,000 bombs. So 20,000 might explode immediately and 10,o00 sit waiting patiently for an unsuspecting foot, or a curious child’s hand, and they just sit and wait and wait and wait.

The Mines Advisory Group (MAG) has projects going in many countries around the world, including Laos and Cambodia, and previously, Vietnam. They even operate all female teams for village awareness and mine discovery and disposal. Since men and women usually have different priorities, even when it comes to removing landmines, this seems like a sensible approach.

You can click on to their link and find information about mine and other uxo removal, here:
Mines Advisory Group

Or watch a 9 minute video all about mines, by MAG, Conflict Recovery

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Mekong and BeerLao

Never mind my socialist paradise hotel. It’s sweet, enchanting even, with the stern instructions on the door to not use their linen to clean any blood. If I do, I’ll have to pay for it, and there is a helpful price list, in Thai baht, covering each and every piece of linen that I may ruin. So violence is ok, as long as I use my own towels to clean it up, or pay for theirs. There is a lovely display case on in the stairwell, covered with roses, and many carvings and odd trinkets but the lower shelf is all phones, old green dial ones, with a more modern push button one in the place of honor. It’s a wonderful display, and figures in nicely with the wide corridors and endless counters, a leftover from Laos’ days as a workers paradise.

I don’t know how many people can fondly recall the days of the Soviet Union. I don’t mean that those were great old days, or anything like that. I don’t mean to be so serious about it, just a certain fondness for travel in those poor countries huddled unwillingly under the umbrella of the fraternal brotherhood.

I particularly enjoyed my first foray into this part of the world in 1994. Both Vietnam and Laos were still strongly socialist. Or rather, Vietnam was. I’m not sure what Laos’ government was other than invisible. There was not too much evidence of the great Socialist experiment, except a few peeling hammers and sickles on some dingy and decrepit buildings. But it was as poor as a socialist country, that’s for sure, and the main square of Vientaine, the Namphu fountain, although surrounded by a few hardy western style restaurants catering to NGOs, was an overgrown, rat infested malarial breeding ground. Technically you could get yourself a BeerLao, and sit there with a nice view of decaying party headquarters, but it was nerve wracking, with the weeds rustling and all.

Vietnam was even more extreme, in particular the state run department store in Hanoi, the one by the lake that is now a Chanel boutique. Years old cardboard window displays, gnawed at by rats, slept in by rats, shat on by rats, died next to by rats…….it was thrilling to walk by this, even if a bit uncomfortable as one didn’t want to be caught gaping by locals who were probably quite sensitive about it.

But Vientaine wasn’t too shabby as far as the influence of the socialist brotherhood. One walked the nighttime streets at ones own peril, as human size holes punctuated the unlit sidewalks, offering an immediate drop into the gray sewer below. Not that there was much to do anyway. If you didn’t eat noodles on your block, then you probably went to L’Opera or one of the other Namphu Fountain restaurants.

Now this has changed of course. Seems I’m often crowing and crying about great changes here and there but just let me say that if you think New York has changed, or Santa Barbara, then you are a babe in the changing woods. Oman has changed. Nepal has changed. Vietnam has changed and yes, Laos has changed. Here is the namphu fountain today.

I walked into a modern coffee shop today that was not only sleek but lovely and had great coffee, and a of course free wi-fi, and a whole bank of computers, and a menu so enormous I rebelled and wouldn’t look at it. We don’t have anything like this even in Muscat. It’s like something you’d find in a well-endowed New England college town. Multiple cuisines line the streets, Mexican, Swiss, Swedish, Italian, it’s like Bangkok. Extremely sophisticated and utterly charming teak wood shops sell the finest silk and Lao handicrafts with complete traceability. Last time I was here it was rare to find a window with glass in it. Now you see visa and mastercard signs on sliding glass doors. Someone is making a lot of money and I hope a few of them are Lao.

I feel very lucky to be as old as I am. It’s true that now things are facilitated and in some ways they are probably better—I saw all sorts of institutes for communication and even a flyer for daily interactions between travelers and monks, a “cultural interchange.” There are a lot of earnest farang (foreigners) here facilitating this communication, and teaching (or reviving) lao arts, and this is good, I guess, as everyone benefits. And if your goal is to see and actually understand these temples and all, then probably it’s better and easier and more thorough now that everything is facilitated.

But, and perhaps this is snobbery, but this internet, as great as it can be, and without which I would not be able to be away from New York, doesn’t it rob people of some of their experience? I mean, if you can just chatter away to your parents, keep up with daily gossip from your friends, interact on the LonelyPlanet forum, and even watch your favorite tv shows, then just how far away from home are you really? I remember feeling a lot of things, only some of them pleasant, back when I was a youngster with all my crap on my back, but there was no way out of it. Once that plane had landed, there I was. I could maybe check American express or the GPO for mail but there was rarely, if ever, anything. I could call home, sure, but it was a big deal, and only possible from some places. Whatever happened, happened, and by the time I checked in with anyone who might have cared, the event was already over and processed. Loneliness, sickness? Too bad, it would probably pass eventually. By the time I came back to the US I was a different person. I missed great swatches of cultural phenomona.

Months at a time, and everything that occurred, as far as popular culture went (I always paid attention to politics) passed without my knowledge. None of that stuff ever became a part of me as an American. In the absence of any “real” culture, such as the rest of the world might recognize, we are largely the sum of these pop cultural experiences. People of my age and background, for example, might all relate to certain TV shows from the early 70s. It’s good for a conversation or two, but that’s about it. It’s great in a way, since we can be whomever we want to be, but also sad, since we’re lacking something that we don’t even know we lack. Good and bad, difficult to put a label on it.

I suppose anyone who wants some of that good old fashioned adventure can still go off to Africa, the Middle East or Central Asia, but now I think you have to really want it specifically. We just went, and the world closed over our heads like the ocean will do as a ships sinks. If we were lucky we got spat out at some point in the future. I guess there was less control. To the extent that any of us have control over anything, now it’s possible to feel as though you’re in control. Atms, internet chat, mobile phones, but all that has to happen is the electricity to go out. For me, it’s great the way it is now. I can cavort through country after country, and keep in touch with my store. If I want to do something away and alone, I can go to Africa, or just into the depths of Oman. But for today’s backpackers, I think they have to work a little to get away from this spoon fed “experience” of travel.


I ate well tonight, again. It’s more than any human has a right to expect. I managed to order fish from the Mekong, steamed in the “Lao style” and ‘Pak Bung Fai Dang” which is morning glory vine sautéed with lots of garlic and chilies. The fish was absolutely succulent, and heaped with fresh ginger strips, dill, cilantro, baby spring onions, and who knows what else. Hopefully it will counteract whatever hideous toxins were in the fish. The Mekong is my favorite river but I know it’s not clean. It comes from China and Burma and Northern Vietnam, and that doesn’t bode well. But pcbs, lead, mercury, sewage and whatever horrible toxins I’ve never heard of be damned. That was good fish…..It was almost suspiciously white and meaty and moist, the herbs were delectable and the morning glory vine was hot as hell and spectacular. My nose kept running, my mouth burning , and I’d just take another handful of sticky rice and dip it in the sauce, and wash it all down with another sip of BeerLao.

Monday, July 06, 2009

Like a Kid in a Candy Store

Once again I found myself in the Siam Paragon food court. Well, I didn’t really “find myself” there, it was with rigor, determination and a long train ride that I managed to find myself there again. And the noodle lady was not to be found. This was ok, because even though I was craving her noodles I took advantage of the space in my stomach to try some other things. But as usual, I vastly overestimated the space in that stomach of mine. It’s no wonder that Thailand ranks as one of the few true food countries (that’s my personal list, not everyone’s.) It joins India, France, Italy and Japan and that’s all!

My point is that you just can’t imagine what “Thai Food” means until you’re here. We need a Thai person in Salalah just to fry little coconut and banana things the way they do here. Tonight was a fried night. No getting around it.

What I got? Some kind of ball of some sweet paste, fried, but not greasy at all, with black and white sesame seeds. I’ve seen these in New York but forget the name. Also, a deep fried (but not a trace of grease) taro mash ball with popped watermelon seeds. I mean, what the hell? Who cooks with watermelon seeds? And why don’t more of us? Why do we now have seedless watermelons in the US anyhow? And how does one come up with the amazingly delicious coconut/pandanus little green cakes? They also use pandanus in Lucknow, in the biriyani. We might know pandanus as Kewda (Hindi) or Kadi (Arabic) but do we cook with it? For gods sake.

I had a whole assortment of little tiny coconut based fried spongy things. And another box of those crazy little coconut milk discs, with corn this time, and runny milky on the inside, so sweet, I love love love those and you can find them everywhere but God help me they are different everywhere too! I got another order (which I couldn’t even touch) of sticky rice with mango. That's what's pictured above. There is coconut cream in the little white container. Doesn’t get more delicious than that dish. I saw juicy sweet luscious corn and got a cob. They boil or roast it, them take the kernels off and put them in a plastic takaway cup with a little butter so it’s like a dessert. Spectacular and its just corn, it’s ridiculous. I found some kind of a fried fish loaf and she cut it up, stuck it back in the fryer (but again, not a trace of oil, how is this done?) and popped it into a bag with a skewer. I nodded to whether she should pour the spicy garlic sauce on it, only to find that it was sweet sauce! (Foreigners aren’t supposed to like chili) but I asked her to pour chili on it too….I figured it wouldn’t be very good, with that sweet sauce, but I was wrong as usual. It was great.

You can’t even imagine the cornucopia here, until you see it for yourself, and most of it is meat! Even with what’s left it is so plentiful and varied that I am completely at a loss. I just wander around, grinning like an insane person, staring and pointing. Please understand, I'm coming from Salalah, and no disrespect meant, but dining choices are limited there.

I can’t understand why the Thai people are not all huge and fat. They should be. They eat constantly and they eat tons of sweets and tons of fried. Yet so many Omanis are overweight, and they seem to eat nothing, like birds. They must eat in secret. And they must eat a lot of junk. But still. Is this fair?

Other than the food, and buying some airplane tickets, I spent the day on a wild goose chase. But nearing the end of the day, I found a goose. Now if they’ll just sell it to me, I can see if it’s the one that might lay a golden egg…..

Sunday, July 05, 2009

Out of Salalah- Can write again!

Zoiks, talk about a gag order. Not that Salalah made me gag, even though it did. No way to write about anything; the paranoia threads constrict and restrict. Weird for a big city dweller. But even I finally got it. Took lots of pummeling into my poor head but in the end I got the message. I've said it before, I'll say it again: It isn't easy.

In this last month in Salalah, I distilled different batches of Frankincense, by grove and freshness and found that even though the Luban is not dried, and will always show moist inside as long as its fairly fresh, there is a big difference between fresh-ish and really fresh. These 2 super wet batches, one of howjary and one I’m just calling small black and wet, have a crispy freshness, like a fuji apple. So it has an apple note even though there is no apple note. It’s more of a pine-y charcoal citrus serious note. (but definitely not lemon!) It’s fresh and twinkling though, and really happy.

And none of my frankincense oils have that deep lung hit-man with a weapon attitude. This was something I discussed with a man who happened along one morning, a distiller from Nairobi who distills for Young Living. He was in Salalah for Luban, of course. I don’t know how successful he was or what his goals were, but we did discuss Luban a bit. His oil has that note that it seems almost all frankincense oils have—that low deep yet sesquiterpene-rich oily middle and base. Even though many people expect this note in their frankincense, I’m really happy ours doesn’t have it. We are sweet paradise and love. Sparkling effervescence direct from the frankincense tree. I think actually water distillation doesn’t have it—I know Jack Chaitman, who distills in glass, doesn’t have it either.

For the first time ever, it wasn’t a horrible drama leaving Salalah. I think I managed to get some things straight and this was nice. It’s terrible to know there is foul work afoot and not to know what or how or from where it comes. I spent most of the 6 weeks trying to figure out what the problem was, and where and why, but I got the answers all right. It’s a very difficult place to set oneself up. And that’s the truth.

Muscat was delightful, always a well-earned treat. I did nothing but sit in cafes and restaurants for obscene amounts of time, talking talking talking and drinking, eating, smoking. I sat in garden at Kargeen for 10 hours one day with a friend, and we never ran out of things to say. And that was after spending 3 hours in a coffee shop in the morning with someone else. Yes, it was grand.

After a few days I left Muscat and here I am in Bangkok. It’s a place I really like, but I still miss Muscat, and Oman. I’m here to shop and that I did, all day at the Chatuchak weekend market. And I’ll be here another two weekends! Last night I went to someplace easy, since I had had no sleep, and was not vigilant, and didn’t want to be out in it, with my Omani sense of well being and so ended up at Siam Discovery feeling up some indigo cotton fabrics from the Northeast and behaving like a freak in the food court downstairs where they were having a multi table Discover Thai Food promotion. Discover Thai Food? Oh Okay, if you insist.

Even though I am completely at sea with the language, more than usual, I managed to get a bowl of some meat free noodles with coconut milk, shrimp paste, chilies, and a bunch of stuff I don’t know, but it was divine. Went on after that to those little fried coconut milk discs with crab in them, and onions, and some hot sweet chili sauce. Then I saw a guy frying a pancake out of green noodles and eggs. One please. With some tasty rice, and an assortment of condiments. Next was mango and sticky rice which you may be able to get in other countries but it’s not the same as it is here. Last I scooped up some green sticky rice with coconut strips. There are no photos of this since I did not have it together yet.

I swear I feel Omani. When we got off the plane, an Oman-air direct daily flight, Muscat-Bangkok, the attendants made sure we all had little cards with the Bangkok address of Oman Air and the time the daily flight goes back to Muscat. Like concerned parents making sure we have carfare to get home after the big party.

Monday, June 08, 2009

Like a Breathe of Fresh Air

Out of the blue I received an email from a French journalist, working on a documentary about Incense in Oman and India, for a French Television channel. I’m not allowed to say the name of the actual program, until it’s aired, presumably, so I’ll just write in a speculative, anonymous cloud, as usual, so that only the people involved might know who I’m talking about, if they read this. But it’s a well-known and respected program. And you couldn’t ask for a better topic!

A juice and a chat blossomed into 4 days of helpfulness, as we all helped each other understand and do what we thought we were already understanding and doing.

As anyone who reads this blog will not be surprised to hear, Oman is a wee bit cryptic. What you see is not always what you get. I may think I’m learning about frankincense, but it’s usually despite, instead of because of the people involved. Or maybe it’s that I glean information from what people tell me, but it might not always be the information they are trying to convey. I might take the meaning from what someone doesn’t say, instead of what they tell me. I have been here for a long time, and my goals have changed subtly, as my understanding of Oman, frankincense, and human relations metamorphasizes.

The malevolent intentions of people surprise me, and they always will, I think. What pleasure can there be in looking closely at it? Enough to just know it’s there. And so I change with the times, and am nothing if not adaptable and hardy, so I’m seeing and waiting. What will happen next? I have no idea of course. There are a lot of promises out there.

But something was bound to happen and happen it did. I was at an interesting impasse, with frankincense, with my sponsor, with the distillery, and along come these guys, whom I will call Monsieur S and Monsieur O.

Initially it was just an interview, a meeting over juice; these guys, their helpful guide Abdullah and the always pleasant and accommodating Naguib, from the Ministry of Information. Messieurs S and O had an interest in frankincense as a living, organic manifestation of modern day Oman, and were less concerned with the history. This is unusual, as frankincense is no longer the cornerstone of southern Arabia and it’s the History of Frankincense, rather than Frankincense himself, that has become the face of Oman. The ancient trade routes dotted with magnificent ruins, rich maritime traditions of navigation and ship building, and the ubiquitous presence of frankincense smoke wafting through the air make this a fine face too. But, if I understood them correctly, they were interested in the modern aspects of frankincense. How is he gathered, today? Who does the gathering, now? Does Frankincense play a part in Oman’s present life? What is that part? How does he figure in Oman’s economy? What is he used for?

They were kind enough to invite me along the next day, for a trip to the trees at Mughsayl, which are some of my favourite groves. These are the Old Lady trees, gnarled and stout and old and weathered, paper bark glowing in golden flaps, bright smooth green skin underneath, a fresh juicy pink under that. So off we went in a land cruiser to see the trees: Messieurs S and O, me, the honey-tongued Abdullah, and a harvester; or, rather, a taxi driver who had harvested as a boy. We spent the morning playing and shooting in 2 groves, one at Fizayah and one in a wadi near the zig zag road. These were the same trees I had visited in the past couple of weeks and still, they are not being harvested. I think perhaps the Fizayah trees are not being cut because their abode is so close to the beach, the salt, perhaps, plays a negative role, I think maybe this frankincense will be very black and therefore will not make much money. The other trees? I don’t know. Perhaps something similar. But we had our harvester and he was helpful and cut some trees in the old way, against the wind, in multiple cuts in groups of 3 to 5 or 6, depending on the size of the tree, a hand width or two apart. Gum oozed immediately, and it was delicious, divine. I tasted the gum straight off the cut and it was sweet nectar, like honeyed pine. I geeked, of course, and I think they filmed me in a compromising position with one of the trees, sucking the gum right off the branch. Thankfully, I’m not sure about this. As the days pass now this gum will continue to ooze, and after perhaps 2 weeks it will be ready for taking. Too bad they’ve gone!

After lunch we made our way out to Wadi Dowka and the trees in the area between the mountains and the desert. This is the Nejd. Presumably it’s where neghdi frankincense comes from. But I have never seen a neghdi harvest. In fact, I have never seen any of these trees cut. They are protected by UNESCO. This grove is a World Heritage site. But cut one we did. Or, rather, our harvester did. But I think it was probably ok, since we came with the blessings of the Ministry. This gum was even sweeter if that’s possible. It was fantastic to see these trees in action, if that’s the way to put it. They are so different from the sea trees. These trees have to put up with constant wind, and this accounts for their characteristic and dramatic lean. They also grow at a higher altitude than the wadi trees I believe. We wind through the mountains to get back to Salalah but then go down—Salalah sits on the coastal plain, and these Nejd trees are in something like an altiplana.

I can only hope that Messieurs O and S managed to record the sound of the wind through the Luban trees, particularly these Nejd trees, because it’s something enchanting. Like the silence of the Mughsayl groves, which is so total that it becomes its own presence, the wind howling down the wadi and the rustle in though the tough little leaves and branches and the tiny fluttering of the papery bark is really magnificent and takes you to that place that you usually need frankincense oil to get to!

By the next day I was completely in, there was more to be learned from being with these two than I have gotten out of anyone or anything before, in Oman. I think the reason for this is that, unlike most people doing a story on frankincense, they wanted to shoot reality. They didn’t want to pay a make-believe army of harvesters to pretend to harvest something. They didn’t want anything done especially for them. This is a unique point of view in my opinion because I know for a fact that this other way is the norm. When you see video of frankincense harvesting, I can say with nearly 100% certainty that the scene is set up just for them. There is no filming of the real harvest in action. Their quest for authenticity enchanted me. It’s something I chase all the time and there is not as much of it as you might think in this world of essential oils and aromatics. I’m always squawking about it. And therefore I am suspicious and cynical, always the last to believe the latest line of hooey about sandalwood this, and organic that, agarwood this, and frankincense that. Most people in the world of aromatherapy and essential oils, at least a small scale like Enfleurage, seem far more credulous than I, but that’s just how it is, and I often find myself just wanting to walk away from discussions before all the skepticism comes out and no one wants to hear it, after all. It’s frustrating to hear about things I know are fake or adulterated or synthetic being lauded as pure and natural and wonderful. But here were skeptics! And, used to reporting on a variety of subjects, their antennae were up and pricked. These guys were both fine-tuned to bullshit I think, yet at the same time, seemed really objective. It was excellent.

The next morning we zoomed out along the road to Hasik, stopping mid-way, near Jufa, to pick up our other harvester for the day. Apparently he used to harvest Luban, but now makes more money fishing for sardines. It’s a lot better paid, many times more in fact, and much easier of course. When we arrived at the cove a group of maybe 50 men sat on the beach staring out at the gulls sitting on the water staring at the sardines below. I think they had nets out. Small boys frolicked in the exquisite turquoise surf and some men wandered about with wicked looking nets, glinting in the sun. Land Cruisers were parked all over the sand. Our harvester was found, a price assuredly agreed upon, and out we trundled, in the Land Cruiser, along the sand and over to the nearby wadi and up it until we could go no more. Soon we began to see the legendary trees of Hasik, the Holy Grail of Frankincense, the Howjary trees, small and gray, and perched among the rocks along the hillsides. These trees were entirely different, and to me it seemed they weren’t really more inland than the Mughsayl trees. These are the beginning of the trees Herodotus wrote about, guarded by feared flying snakes (Oman Carpet Vipers I think,) and givers of the finest frankincense in the world. This is the white howjary, good for eating, and drinking, and not just burning. These trees go back far into the mountains. But you can’t reach them by Land Cruiser, it’s all walking from here. Unimaginable in the heat and humidity.

We shot for a while on the hillsides, (or, rather, Messieurs S and O shot while I walked down the wadi a bit,) the two harvesters working on trees about 20 metres apart, singing in call and response as they cut. I wandered about, taking pictures of these odd trees, not nestled in the deep wadis, nor out in the open nejd, but like small unobtrusive sentinels, somewhat lost looking, a bit hostile in fact. These trees are wizened and fierce. None of these trees had been cut before (at least this season) either. They say that you have to go far to cut trees because otherwise, if they are near the road (this is relative,) then someone will come along and steal your Luban when you are away. Hmm.


After this we drove to an area right on the road, back toward Mirbat, to harvest some frankincense from previously cut trees which lay at the bottom of a torturous and precarious wadi. Our new harvester, fully in his element, merrily bounced along the loose skree in the baking sun, in his sandals, and a dishdasha, like a goat. Messieurs O and S followed him and the well-spoken Abdullah somewhat slowly. I stayed on top, as I suddenly realized there would be no harvest. For no one took a basket, and although S called out this oversight, it turns out that none was needed for these were not his trees, but his neighbors, from whom he had gotten permission to take one handful of gum. Especially for us. It’s really beautiful gum though.

Our next stop was the harvester’s house, in a “Bedouin village” nearby. They had 2 buckets and a small basket of Luban and the lady of the house was to sort it for us, to separate the different grades. She got dressed in her burka (the mask covering the face,) put on gloves and asked Messieurs S and O what exactly they wanted and here is where it became a little odd. S explained he didn’t want anything special, he just wanted to film the grading as she did it. He even helpfully took some Luban out of all three baskets and put them in a pile for her to separate. She did ok at first, managing to separate out the really spectacular pieces, but was at a loss with the two other grades, as they looked alike. Would we like to see it dried in the sun? Sure! And what would you like us to dry it on? They asked. Again, S was at pains to explain only that he wanted the natural process, as it occurs. Finally, Abdullah, helpful and loquacious-when-needed guide took the Luban out onto the courtyard, upended the bucket into a pile and the lady of the house came out, sat down, and put it back in the bucket. Hmm again.

I realized that I had never heard of anyone drying frankincense before. I have seen, and bought, oozing fresh gum right in the souk; that gum hadn’t been dried. And it was illogical anyway, drying means less moisture, means it weighs less, therefore earns less, and why on earth would anyone do that? Meanwhile, the daughter of the house was snapping pictures, and it occurred to all of us that the whole thing was a set up. Now, there is nothing inherently wrong with this being a set up. It’s a photo opportunity. And they definitely had fresh frankincense. But they didn’t know about grading it. It certainly isn’t dried on their courtyard floor. In fact, I don’t think they had anything to do with frankincense at all. They could have been Abdullah’s cousins for all I know. I don’t know that, but I did ask about the tribal name and was fobbed off with a “Meheri.” This is the name of several million people who live all over the Arabian jazeera—it doesn’t narrow anyone down and it’s a typical answer for someone to give if they don’t want you checking up on them. You can’t trace or ask questions about someone named “Ali Meheri.”

Like I said, this was not bad, in and of itself. It wasn’t even really deception, since these people used to harvest frankincense long ago. But it wasn’t the authenticity these guys wanted. And it got me to thinking. Got all of us thinking actually. Who harvests the frankincense?

How likely is it that there are Omanis, who could make more money fishing, staying up in those hills for weeks at a time, doing this backbreaking work in the sun, to obtain some gum, over many weeks, that they then have to transport back all the way down to the road? And transport how? By donkey? By camel? How would they feed themselves? They’d have to hunt. So add on the weight of arms and ammunition. And what about water? Are there many wells? The trees we saw were comparatively easy to get to, and still there was no harvest going on. These people live in nice homes with air conditioning, good bathrooms and Oprah. And they’re going to cut frankincense? I don’t think so.

There is frankincense from Hasik in the Hafa souk. It’s new, just in. Where did it come from and who brought it? Seems to me that the only people who are going to take on this kind of work are those people who don’t have Land Cruisers, A/C or Oprah. People who don’t have the option to go fishing instead. People for whom camping in the baking rock among flying snakes for weeks and months at a time, dodging military patrols, foraging and hunting for food, spending endless hours chipping away at the sides of trees, and then dragging the whole shebang over the same hostile terrain to collect a few rials is a reasonable way of life. And those would not be Omanis. They would probably be people who spend a lot of time hiding so that they don’t get sent back to their country; a country in such dire straits that harvesting frankincense in the Omani mountains is a viable option. They would be from a poor, unstable country, with no opportunities, a country probably at war. A country like Somalia.

Somalis are considered a security risk here. Oman is an extremely safe and stable country, one of the safest and stablest in the world I should think. A few years ago, and continuing into the present I think (I am speculating here,) Omani kicked out the Somalis, sending them back to their sad little fiasco across the water, or over to Yemen, (although this doesn’t seem like a good recipe with their security situation in the south these days.) So where go the Somalis, so also goes the frankincense harvesters. And this is reasonable I guess, but it leaves us without anyone to harvest Oman’s exquisite natural gift. I suspected this for a long time, that the shortages were due to a lack of harvesters, but all I had to go on were the rising prices and lack of Luban. Now that I’ve seen a little more, in the company of my skeptical friends, and with the different point of view that this experience has provided, I have fleshed out this idea more and it makes more and more sense. Without Somalis, Oman’s frankincense would all be in the museum. And now I’m beginning to wonder…..just how much do we get from Oman? Does all the Somali luban have that characteristic Somali note? Could some of what we think is Omani even now really be Somali? And how does it get here?

The last day we went to see some grading at a location I know but can’t describe and it’s beside the point anyway because it’s now gone, completely razed to the ground. But we managed to find the grading going on, the real grading. I can’ say any more about it because of the paranoia weaving through it, which must have a foundation somewhere. It’s a question, where this frankincense comes from or they’d be grading it in the air-conditioned shop window. After that the camera died, succumbing finally to the humidity, which is really incredible. We wound up at the Ministry, in the cool and calm office of Naguib, while a British camera doctor fiddled with it, in vain as it turned out. We finally got the loan of a camera from Oman TV, with its own cameraman, whom we managed to exhaust and discomfit with very little effort, freeing O to do his magic. We shot panoramas from the roof of Haffa House, and then it was over to my place to demonstrate distilling and burning incense for the clothes and hair.

It was really fun, and completely absorbing. I hope they learned as much as I did, these Messieurs S and O, or at least had as much fun. Now I have a subtle difference in my track, and will seek the next step to understanding this lovely Luban.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Let's Talk About the Weather

There is no cold water from the pressureless shower. Or the sink. At least there is none in the middle of the day, when I might want it. My shower runs hot, scalding hot. The water tank is on the roof, and after, say, 10 in the morning, I have to run it for some time before the water cools enough to not actually burn my skin. But it's still to hot to stand under, and will never even get to tepid, much less cool. And also quite naturally, this is the time when I’m craving cold water, since the temperature outside, while only about 100 degrees (compared to Muscat at 120+,) is very humid. I would pay extra for a sauna like this. In somewhere cold anyway. At night and first thing in the morning the water is tepid to cool and this is a snorting delight. My body radiates heat, even as I get out of bed. It’s hot to the touch. Hot everywhere, the small of my back, my armpit, foot, face, knee, neck, ears, all of it. So my friend tells me such a simple trick. Use the hot water he says. See, the hot water tanks are located in the apartments themselves. So if I turn off the hot water tank, then this water will have been sitting in the comparative cool of my bathroom as the roof tank boils. The hot water tap will run cool, while the cold water tap can be use
d to make tea. Smart, huh? Except that somehow, my hot water supply itself has disappeared.
I need to speak to the super.

Initially, when I came back from the US, my apartment was really hot. Too hot to stay in actually, and airless. Can’t open the windows because it’s worse outside. The spare bedroom was cool though; the A/C in there worked, when used with the fan. Can’t say why. It’s probably on a different circuit than the rest of the entire complex. They are doing transformer work outside, and have been since February at least. Which means we lose power every 5-6 minutes, for 30 -60 seconds. The electronics love it. No wonder the air conditioners give up! After moaning and complaining for a couple of days, and the new a/c s were no improvement, I discovered how to keep my place livable. Sacrifice the kitchen and bathroom first of all. Close them off; they’re on their own. I am on the 2nd floor and get the late afternoon sun and it just bakes this place. By leaving the a/c s and the all the fans on at top speed, and keeping everything closed off, and the curtains closed, the apartment stays a tolerable temperature. And in the morning I can even use the kitchen. I can use it at lunch too, because even though it’s hot, it’s only in the evening that it becomes literally like a super hot sauna. I invited my neighbor up to see it. You open the door and whoosh! It’s hotter than Muscat I think. I go in waving my arms around, grab what I need and scram.

But lately we’ve had a nice breeze on the beach in the evening. Only on the beach though. I want to go camping with my friend but he is adamant that it has to cool off first, just a bit. So every evening I text him: Hi! We’ve got a nice breeze here on the beach! If I was to sleep right now I’d need a sheet! It’s almost chilly! And clouds! But he just harrumphs. When I’m halfway back to the parking lot I see why. By the time I’m back home, which is only about 200 yards from the beach as the crow flies, I scuttle inside as fast as I can. The air is so heavy it could mug me. You can see the steaminess in the bottom of the photo below.

We only have a little while left of this though, before the rains come. Khareef season is special to Salalah. It’s the Monsoon, basically, and lasts from mid-July to the end of August, more or less. Temperatures drop, and rain falls daily, making the Dhofari hills green and fertile. Waterfalls gush, flowers bloom, roads flood, and the entire Arabian Peninsula descends on Salalah.

I do my little frangipani harvest in the morning now, although it’s actually more humid earlier. The trees are going nuts, exploding blossoms like mad.

I’ve been in Salalah for just over a week now, and as usual, it’s completely different this time. I’m like an airplane trying to land at jfk. Circling, circling. “Comfortable with Uncertainty.” There’s a worthy goal. Anyone thinks they are? Want to test it out? Then just move to Oman. But I am learning to give it right back and this is very satisfying. “Yes, I don’t know, maybe tomorrow, or the day after. Maybe. Some time. One of these days. Inshallah.” and I wave my hands dismissively and people just laugh. Well, if they can talk in circles then so can I. I find it’s easy and natural. And it takes away a lot of frustration. The trick is to mean it, and I have no problem.

It’s all I can do to say “Ma’arafshee. Yimkin. Bukra. Inshallah. Khallas. Ma’asalaama habibi!”

Friday, May 22, 2009

So Seduced

I wasn’t going to let this happen. But then what do I know?
Last time I was here, before I left, some intense crap went down. Stupid bullshit but the cumulative effect nearly took me out.

So this time I’m approaching Oman differently. I had been lulled by the loveliness and safety, and wound up taking a lot of reverse turning kicks to the head as I sat there blinking, half awake. Well, it’s not exactly like that but it will suffice for a metaphor.

So here I am again, fully recovered, and not nearly in the same place as last time; I don’t intend to put up with any of the same situations.

I’ve spent most of my 3 days (!) sitting chatting with friends, and in meetings, which is basically the same thing. Trying to sort out this Luban thing. Tonight, after having internet problems the entire time I’ve been here, miraculously, I could log on and so spent until 10 pm or so sitting in the coffee shop, which gradually grew louder and louder, until I realized it was deafening. I should mention that Muscat is getting hot, as in Gulf Summer hot. It’s not so bad yet, and I’m actually still enjoying it, but tonight the humidity shot way up. And let’s put it this way: long after the sun sets, it cools to about 100 degrees. And this is only May. Being outside can still be enjoyable but must be approached with care. But you can see the humidity in the photos of the Palace.

As I drove myself the two short blocks home (I know, I know, but what did I just say about the heat?) I decided to pop over to old Muscat and absorb some sweet Omani elegance. And off I went.

Well, I’ve probably said this ad nauseum but I’ve got to say it again: there is no place lovelier. None. Forget about it. I don’t mean the natural setting, although I love love love it; here it’s what humans are capable of building. The architecture is sublime, the materials, the lighting, the atmosphere, all conspire in the most elegant and harmonious way, right down to the neem trees lining the marble walkways. Actually, not marble, some other stone, softer and rounded, not as male as marble, but clean and vibrant, way nicer than marble. This picture was taken with my blackberry camera, which is quite a good camera, for a blackberry camera. But tonight I will try to take more, with my "real" camera.

And so I fell right back, totally seduced, completely captivated, whimpering in delight.


Last night was something fun and totally dorky. I went out with my Indian friend, Amit, and ended up completely geeking on flowers down at the beach at 2 am. There is a charming and ridiculous path at the sands edge, that passes through some gazebos and is lined the entire way with hedges that I thought were jasmine but are smaller, like tiny maybells (I think.) You can even run along this sandy path at night, unimpeded, drunk on sweet blossoms with the occasional frangipani burst. Those trees are just the other side of the path though and we walked back along that one. That path is paved and passes between private homes built and decorated in fine Omani style and the hedge of blossoms with trees interspersed, so here it smelled more like frangipani with sweet bursts of something I couldn’t find and don’t know and the occasional punctuation of mud, with a subtle mantle of the maybell hedge and the ocean. It’s just ridiculous. I felt like a little kid. Amit is from the other side of town so he doesn’t know these little pathways, so I’m dragging him here and there and there’s no one out cause it’s so late. There’s a huge empty walled lot just off the beach that is utterly amazing—what a piece of property! It’s acres and acres! Right on the beach! You could have a horse farm in there! And I know a way in! Yup! We passed the rest of the evening sitting on benches deep in flower land telling stories that sounded like lies they were so fantastic.

Outside of this I have been very serious so far.


Back in New York, I meant to write about this. My friend Joe invited Tom and me to his place to try some of his past summer treats. Joe is from rural Ohio and knows how to find things like blackberries when others can’t. Every year he makes multiple harvests from Central Park: blackberries, black raspberries, crab apples, linden blossoms……He makes jams, cordials, brandy, sorbet, or just Bisquick biscuits and has us over for those with real ripe rich blackberries on top. That it’s a wild, sneaky (and probably illegal) harvest from Central Park makes it even better.

We were treated to Linden Flower sorbet first, which managed to impart none of the bitterness of the plant, but only the voluptuousness of the flower with the sweetness of honey. Joe has spent much of his life making things out of wild forest plants, and soap too, so he knows all about when and how to coax what out of whom.

Next we had sour cherry sorbet, which might have even been better. It was stronger, more assertive and robust. These cherries were from the farmers market. We also tried Hawthorne Berry jam, Crabapple/Rose jam, and Black Raspberry cordial. All of his creations are delicious and delightful, and of course, the way in which he obtains them makes them sweeter indeed.
Joe is actually one of my heroes. So sweet, like his tidbits, with something of the Wise Elder in him too.